Side note: This is also the episode where Vanessa comes back to town and gets all self-righteous about her former hipster bae Dan now being into the Upper East Side scene. ” she yells, after finding out he snuck into the masked ball. Talk about doing the nasty, or should I say being nasty? On one level, you have to respect Dan’s commitment to the Gossip Girl persona here.So Dan’s childhood BFF has no idea that he has any interest in the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite, let alone that he’s Gossip Girl. Once again, Dan looks shell-shocked by a Gossip Girl blast — though this time Jenny and Rufus are there, so at least he has an audience to make feigning shock worthwhile. But the way he — as Gossip Girl — talks about his 15-year-old sister in this episode is downright unsettling:“Breaking News – Asher Hornsby overheard bragging that Little J swiped her V card at his register. You shouldn’t give away the ending if you want him to pick up the book again.”And then, a few scenes later…“Looks like Little J didn’t spread her legs after all.You always have the choice to experience our sites without personalized advertising based on your web browsing activity by visiting the DAA’s Consumer Choice page, the NAI's website, and/or the EU online choices page, from each of your browsers or devices.To avoid personalized advertising based on your mobile app activity, you can install the DAA’s App Choices app here.But in the end, nobody wins, because Dan and Nate both passive-aggressively start dating other girls before Serena gets back from Paris. So Dan is at Blair’s clearly doomed wedding to douchey prince Louis, standing right up at the altar, definitely not typing.