Geologists are down to "earth" people Geology Rocks, I really dig it.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? A: "Every decline is a great Break Through" Q: What happens when you look up geology jokes? If you haven't figured it out di-hydrogen-oxide is the correct name for H2O or water.
yada yada yada Anyway, the local newspaper reporter read this story in his daughters school paper and decided to do a follow up.
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? A: His grades were below C-level Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? Q: Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
While the quote above is funny, the truth about it is scary. An e Card on Pinterest agrees: Having tough skin comes in handy.
"Geologists have their faults" "It's a hard rock life" Rock On "Geologists can be very sedimental" Geologists never lose their luster! "Perhaps so," replied Opal, "but at least I'm not just organic ooze with bugs - I'm pristine, white, and smooth." "That's tuff," said Amber, secreting with rage.
"May the Quartz be with you" Geologists probe crevaces Kiss a geologist and feel the earthquake. "Is that so," Amber snorted, stating flatly that Opal had no cleavage.
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